I’m fucking with you, cutie-q What’s your dick like, homie? What are you into? What’s the run, dude? Where do you wake up? 

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. - Mahatma Gandhi (via tardislardis)

Them girls who don’t wear make up and have perfect skin, natural hair and don’t look for attention or try impress.

Terrible news about that solider getting his head cut off in London… I won’t beheading there anytime soon.